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Sesame Street 

THE MOST BOMB ASS BOSS ASS GANGSTA NIGGA TV SHOW EVER! WATCH THIS SHOW AND YOU GET A GET OUT OF VIRGIN FREE CARD! WATCH THIS SHOW AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 5 INCHES! IF YOU DONT WATCH THIS SHOW YOU ARE A VIRGIN FOR LIFE! FUCK!
*Sesame Street is on the tv*
Elmo: sup my gangsta nigga
Grover: what you say fool?
Elmo: *shoots grover*
Grover: noooo why did you shoot me elmo you gangsta ass nigga
Elmo: I had to dawg... I FUCKED YOUR WIFE
Grover: NOOOOOOO
Elmo: hahahhaha
Sesame Street by D23pinfreak September 25, 2018

Sesame Street 

15 year old mother: I'll just set little Timmy in front of Sesame Street then we can hit the mall!

15 year old skank: Okey dokey!
Sesame Street by Elitist January 26, 2004

sesame street 

A television show consisting of extremely hairy birds, aliens, vegetables, humans, and other miscellaneous animals. Why everything is so god damn hairy beats me. Promotes extreme drug use, just take a look at the characters. Produced by morons on thirteen different chemical substances, it competes with Teletubbies for the #1 show to watch if you are a stoned college student/druggie.
Cookie Monster: OMG, GIMME THOSE FUCKING COOKIES NOW OR ILL FUCKING KILL YOU GAY BIRD *snort* OH GOD, TOO HIGH

Big Bird: HAHAHAH...ONE... TWO...A...G...Z...X...COCK

Elmo: HOLY SHIT GUYS! I THINK MY BALLS JUST EXPLODED...*puff*

Whoever made Sesame Street should be dragged out onto the street and shot with an AK47. You are teaching our youth to do drugs. Bastards.
sesame street by xer0syk0 July 28, 2006

Sesame Street 

This is a popular reggae dance created around 2004-05 by slain dancehall choreographer Father Bogle aka Mr. Wacky. It involves quick movements of the the hands and head from left to right in a swaying-type motion.
Me know seh him can do di sesame street.
Sesame Street by Will E October 29, 2006

sesame street 

a game played by kids to see who can cum the fastest or last the longest with multiple partners.
i am going to play sesame street tonight with some real hot sluts.
sesame street by dirt ditchfield November 17, 2011

Sesame Street 

a kiddie show on kqed. I watch it every morning
Sesame Street is so kool! but zoe kicks elmos butt. she should get her own damn world mini-show.. -shakes fist at computer-
Sesame Street by the evil sock lady November 18, 2004