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The Disrespectful Servant

TDS was defined this could also be the disrespectful soldier. Imagine you have that unconditional love you are looking for. You love everyone without the condition they love you back. Imagine it was your destiny to be martyred for everyone by crucifixion. You carried out your destiny to the point of being hung on a cross and you are suffering the worst torture you can imagine. Your faith is strong and you cry out to God: "Father, into Your Hands, I commit My Spirit." A soldier is coming to end your suffering with the spear of destiny. The soldier says: "At first, I figured if you could last three days on the cross I would be satisfied. Then after watching you suffer a week it got easier to watch. So I moved it to a month and told myself I would be satisfied. Then Watching you suffer got easier and less satisfying. I started checking on you less frequently. I still cannot believe you are godlike even though you have hung there for over two decades."

Disrespectful people will never be satisfied because they believe Respect must be earned. Nothing you ever do will be enough to earn the respect of a disrespectful person.

This is a reoccurring dream I have had for the last 22 years. I have been both the soldier and Jesus in this dream. 90% of the time I was the soldier and shoved the spear through the second rib from the bottom and broke the spearhead off.
A trustworthy soldier is never The Disrespectful Servant.

The disrespectful servant is the cause of God's children's longsuffering.
by Spiritual-Master March 20, 2022
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customer servant

n. This is a person who provides a type of customer service to another person in some sort of technical or data-interpretation role. Most commonly these people are found in various types of call centers and have fancy titles other than 'customer servant'.
At our location we have various forms of customer servants:

Relationship Manager, Proactive Service Manager, Proactive Sales, Help Desk and others.
by Chariot Sideswipe June 29, 2007
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Dirty Servantez

The act of raping someone with a wrestling shoe, while wearing headgear and choking them with a singlet. More socially acceptable with gingers.

Or

Reaching up a persons anal cavity, scooping out fesies, and using to it to draw a mustash on the person, who then licks it off.
OMG you just gave Jill the Dirty Servantez!
by Minn69 January 23, 2011
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Servant Leader Position

The "Servant Leader" is the favorite sexual position among married Christian couples who have experimented and know what works best.

Procedure:
- Wife lies on her stomach, legs apart, bottom elevated
- Husband lies face-down on his wife, and enters her from behind (the "rear entry" position)
- Husband embraces his wife, performing a "reach around" with his dominant hand (reaching under her and stimulating her clitoris) however she likes best
- Husband props himself up on his non-dominant elbow (to keep his weight off her so she can breathe) and reaches under her breast with that hand, stimulating her breast and nipple however she likes best
- Husband begins thrusting while continuing stimulation, paying close attention to her physical cues and his own body
- Husband times his own release as closely to hers as possible, for maximum mutual enjoyment

Features:
- The wife is passive, receiving penetration and pleasure at the hands of her capable husband
- The husband is in control of everything, and is responsible for his wife's pleasure and his own
- Husband can kiss his wife's neck and shoulders, and can whisper in her ear
- Full upper-body contact and the embrace-from-behind provide feelings of intimacy
- Perfect for the "tired wife, horny husband" scenario so common in marriage
- Echoes the Biblically defined marriage roles: the husband is in charge and the wife is submissive/passive, but his goal is to serve her completely, hence "Servant Leader"
My wife and I thought we knew about sex until we discovered the Servant Leader Position. Now sex is 10 times better for both of us!

Many people think the "Missionary Position" is how devout Christians have sex, but couples married for a long time know it is all about the Servant Leader Position.
by GodSex October 7, 2010
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servant of hell

is typically an evil wicked grand mother who is emotional and psychologically attached to her man boy child who is any where from the age of 30 to 50 years old and still lives with his parents and hates every body and beguiles his children and is a potential pedophile who when the man boy gets jealous he will steal your stuff do works against you get in your face and then pick up his 3 yrs old daughter and use her as a shield to get you to hit the kid then call the cops on your for everything you do get your thrown in jail then the typical servant of hell will lie to the cops and always stick up an defend her man boy over every body and the whole entire family and ones whole life is dedicated and revolves around servicing the man boy and breast feeding him no matter how long it takes and will lie to their self and not believe any truth as long as it doesn't fit her wants and needs or delusional belief of her pride and joy man boy.
nephew-what is wrong with this family

uncle2-im sorry to tell you this but your grandmother is a servant of hell

nephew-yeah she chooses her pride and joy man boy over the whole family and wont believe that he is a derelict and wont stop breast feeding him and do whats right for the family and kick him out
by warrior of the lord November 28, 2011
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civil servant

An employee of the state who is rarely civil or a servant of the people. Politically correct to the nth degree, usually to the exclusion of common sense and proportion. Protected from the ravages of the commercial world by contracts written by other civil servants, minimal working hours, maximum holidays and generous pensions all at the expense of taxpayers actually working and being productive in the private sector are the norm. Often on sick leave, obstensibly because of "stress", but if actually at work most likely to be having a coffee, emailing friends, and convening pointless meetings where nothing gets decided and actions are not acted on.

Nice work if you can get it, and if you do its a job for life, as no matter how incompetent, lazy or just plain stupid you are, its almost impossible to get fired. Brilliant.
Ask people to word-associate with 'Civil Servant', and you might get things like 'grey suit', 'bowler hat', 'faceless bureaucrat' and 'lazy incompetent boring waste of taxpayers' money'. And that's just from female ex-Prime Ministers.
by A civil servant June 23, 2006
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Indentured Servant

A submissive, toothless but otherwise denture wearing, geriatric female that willingly submits to her Dom by performing sloppy, wet, toothless head aka Hot Gummy or Underwater Gummy.
Frank's volunteer work at the local geriatric center and swim complex enabled him to regularly satisfy his need for Dom/Sub relationships and feed his penchant for toothless head from a number of indentured servants.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015
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