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serrano surprize

When a flaming beaner walks into your room suddenly and bust a huge load in you face. After he busts a nut, he takes a shit on your face and starts screaming jibberish. Usually performed on the george.
Chuck laid a massive serrano surprize on Zack.
serrano surprize by Charles Serrano December 10, 2004

Serrano's Cardiac Triad

3 medical conditions, each condition on its own can cause cardiac event like Heart Attack or Acute Myocardial Infaction; 1. Diabetes Meliitus 2. Hypertension 3. Hyperlipidemia and so having the 3 medical conditions can increase the incident of having a cardiac event.
John came to visit his doctor and give him 3 diagnosis: 1. Diabetes Mellitus 2. Hypertension 3. Hyperlipidemia high cholestero and high Triglycerides John has the 3 components of Serrano's Cardiac Triad.
Serrano's Cardiac Triad by HorsPowr September 21, 2018

The Filthy Serrano 

Performing anal sex with your partner until your weiner is sufficiently coated in feces and you are about to blow your load, you quickly pull out, turn your partner around and wipe your weiner across their eye brows until a uni brow is clearly visible. Finally you shove your junk in to their mouth and blow your load. Immediately after, you must back up five to ten feet, point at there face, and yell in an accusing tone "You Filthy Serrano!"
So the other day I totally gave this chick The Filthy Serrano.
The Filthy Serrano by zombeast 2 February 8, 2009

thomas acosta serrano

"thomas acosta serrano cringe" ye ik

Hot pepper Serrano 

The worst phone ever that is $15 at Walmart
Hey you have the hot pepper Serrano

Yeah I smashed it with a 10 pound hammer because it’s junk

Alcatel 1b better
Hot pepper Serrano by Amogus😳 August 25, 2022

yadira serrano 

A beautiful Mexican/ Hispanic girl with a heart of gold she has brown hair and hazel eyes she's a loyal friend to have and any one who's her best friend is lucky to have her she a little crazy sometimes and sarcastic but always know how to cheer some one up even tho they don't want to talk to any one she's willing to make friends with any one no matter what once you break her trust there is no turing back because she wont want a friend that breaks her trust once youre on her bad side your done she is very loyal to her friends and family and will do any thing for them
Yadira serrano means wild,fun,cheerful and creative