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serfing

Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.

Three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working
Friend: Were you busy at work today?
Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day.
by The Serfer December 5, 2013
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Not seeing tits

The #1 leading cause for testicular explosion in the US, Canada, Puerto Rico, Kyrgyzstan, Chad, and the volcanic moon of Io
it's a real thing, s******a. Trust me I'm a doctor. Show me ur tits my balls are literally going to explode from Not seeing tits, specifically your tits, s******a
by realdoctor1234 September 8, 2019
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seeing-eye horndog

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.
Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?
by flyingdog April 6, 2008
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seeing red

In bullfighting, the matador beckons the bull with a red cape, which agitates the bull, and it charges for the cape.

Seeing red refers to when someone becomes so angered that it controls them, enraging the person.
As soon as he hit her, I was seeing red, and socked him in the nose.

Yeah, Twilight is mostly okay, but there are just a couple things about it that really get me seeing red.
by Kohan December 3, 2009
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single serving friend

A person you hold a conversation with while waiting in a public place, odds are you will never see this person again. You can make single serving friends while in line, on public transportation, at the movies, at amusement parks etc...
Don't let Kendra talk to strangers at Walmart, she attracts the weirdest single serving friends.

While at the movies, I made the coolest single serving friend, he was an author and could ride a unicycle.
by Ayelura October 20, 2011
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serving heat

act of busting a cap in one's ass
"straight servin your ass heat" S.C Cartel
serving heat in the streets with mah lil deuce deuce, pop pop
by Swoopa March 1, 2009
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serving face

posing intensely in a photograph. Particularly working your face.
Commonly said by drag queens
"Yes girl! She was serving face!"
by muffin shoppe December 9, 2007
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