The Senior Citizen

When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yourself so that it feels like an 85 year old is doing in. Can also be combined with the Stranger, The Danger Stranger, the Reverse or French-Grip, and can also be used with your significant other.

Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.

I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.

by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009

senior citizens

a set of rims that are 30 inches or higher. also known as charles barkleys

Gucci Mane-Fuck Friends"07 'Lac Truck Sittin On Senior Citizens"
Gucci Mane- Tall Rims"H2 Hummer Sittin On Charles Barkleys."

by Justin Rebar AKA BIG J September 17, 2007

Senior citizen sandwich

To have a three way with two senior citizens

GUY 1: so how was bingo last night?

GUY 2: Awesome I brought home two hot GILFs and I got myself in the middle of a senior citizen sandwich!

by Salvador Dolly Parton January 21, 2013

Senior Citizen Wannabes

Young people who constantly complain about new things not being as good as their old counterparts.

"Look at those Senior Citizen Wannabes. They're like 15 but wear these retro Nintendo and Atari shirts like they grew up in that era."

by Muzzler January 8, 2010

senior citizen deathmatch

a home for retired martial arts masters and users of the force, also an underground sport.

I dont wanna go to the senior citizen deathmatch!

by godberry9 March 23, 2008

Myspace Senior Citizen

An adult over the age of 40 that belongs to the website myspace.com.

The MSC usually uses the site as a way to spy on others, gather information in an attempt to disturb someone's life offline, or relive a long passed youth.

Boonquisha: My boyfriend's auntie won't quit friend requesting me.

LaTavious: Fuck them myspace senior citizens.

by Meredith(MissM) March 15, 2007

Senior Citizens Hitler

very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).

Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.

by SteelerJav June 11, 2006