Semibisexual

A shitty fake sexuality that invalidates bisexuals and the LGBTQ community as a whole. It’s just straight/homosexual with extra steps.

person1: Hey, did you hear? Jaime’s semibisexual. I’m so proud of her for coming out! She’s so vali-
obviously correct person2: shut the fuck up

Semibisexual by the ouma piss fic March 2, 2021

Semibisexual

Semibisexual is a term used for people that want are attracted to one gender (mostly the opposite) but still want be a part of the LGBTQ+

Ash: so whats ur sexuality Jade?
Jade: im semibisexual!
Ash: u can't be serious, u bitch

Semibisexual by ImJustMe! March 12, 2021

Semibisexual

Someone who is an idiot and alergic to the word “gay” or “straight”

Tyler: so, im semibisexual…
Tyrone: gun shots*

Semibisexual by Bitchhaver June 22, 2021

Semibisexual

The act of being a fake ass hoe, and invalid.

1: I’m semibisexual
2: kys

Semibisexual by calebized May 12, 2021

Semibisexual

Semibisexual is the most useless thing ever to some people. but people dont know the real definition. the real definition is you are semi which means semi truck. and bisexual which means sex. so if you round it to the nearest hundredths, you get strawberry buttplugs up the ass. which means strawberries look like buttplugs and thats true fact.

person 1: im semibisexual

person 2: wtf ur a strawberry buttplug????

Semibisexual by balogna mans March 16, 2022

Semibisexual

A person who thinks that only half of bisexual isnt just gay or straight and claims as such. However some sources claim that its 75% to one gender and 25% to the other which would still be bisexual. These people tend to be incredibly dumb"

"Mom im semi bisexual"
"Which way"
"girls"
"so your straight"
"no im semi bisexual"
"your an idiot"
Example 2:
A"hi im jenny and im semibisexual for girls"
B"wouldnt that make you gay"
C"your both wrong shes a retard"

Semibisexual by Imhopefullynotstupid August 19, 2021

Semibisexual

A sexuality made by cishets to make themselves feel like they’re oppressed even though they don’t actually know what it’s like to be lgbtq+

Jess: wtf is that bs, Karen said she’s a semibisexual

Nate: that’s not even a real sexuality she made it up >:(
Jess: but that invalidates bisexuals, Karen
Karen: I don’t care because I’m ignorant!

Semibisexual by Spider-queer June 3, 2020