Selfe

To raise one's leg up on an object whilst applying weight on that leg while keeping your back straight with one hand either on your hip or on your mustache (Which expands to your neck on both sides of your face in a simple thin line) in a disturbing manner.

This position was named after the great Mark Selfe who first appeared in this motion as a football exercise to stretch the legs

Rhys: "Hey, look at that kid"
Dan: "OMG HE'S DOING A SELFE!!!"
Jason: "God damn it" -facepalm-

by That kid from Morley July 6, 2011

In-self

When a homosexual male curves his cock downward over his taint into his ass.

Person 1: My ass is sore. Person 2: Why’s that? Person 1: I had a mighty fine in-self session.

by wL Element June 21, 2019

selfing

the act of saying something ridiculous, with absolute self-righteousness behind it, only further proving how much of an idiot the person actually is.

can also be used as a verb - self'd

abowl4me is doing some selfing again on the green board.

by grooveflapper October 21, 2007

self

an awesome one-man band from murfreesboro tennessee that later transformed into a five-piece. largely the work of the musical genius matt mahaffey. the benchmark by which all other music is judged.

"breakfast with girls" by self is one of the five best album evers.

by jakob November 12, 2004

Selfing

1. The act of pleasuring yourself. 2. Masturbating

"Where did Mike go with that porn magazine?"
"Oh, he's in the other room selfing"

by Essex Grub May 15, 2005

/self

Used in html and certain message board markup, the slash (/) means end (ex. for bold text, use b to start the bold text and /b to end it, note the slash), so /self means end self, aka kill yourself.

1-I like to watch gay porn and call people noobs even though I'm a bigger noob than them!!!1!!1!
2- /self dumbass

by kingofign July 25, 2004

Selfed

Selfed to be self-sufficient self-reliant. To make your own way. selfed, self·ing, selfs
Botany: To fertilize or pollinate itself. Produced by vegetative propagation.

One way to tell someone to go F#C* themselves.

Man Joey totally Selfed that situation.

Jon didn't need anyone he selfed it he's a total boss.

Go get Selfed!

by Selfed Made May 3, 2022