Self Love

Slapping the Bishop, Spanking the monkey, Choking the Chicken, Sex for one, Wanking, Jerking off

little johnny has been caught numerous times expressing self love. He now locks the bathroom door while slapping the bishop.

by Bengalsava July 21, 2010

Self-Love

Being selfish, thinking about and doing stuff for yourself more, and before, other ppl, and doing what you love for yourself. Self-Love is only good and acceptable when you’ve done everything you can for other ppl, that you have time to yourself, and you can do the things you love.

Person 1: Could you help wash my car whilst I work.

Person 2: Yh sure, but after that imma self-love

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Bc I’ve helped out everyone ik and bc I have time, imma do the things I love.

Person 1: Fair enough

by HateDonaldTrump October 15, 2021

Self-Love

A woman who loves herself more than anything else in the world.

Rissa: Omg do you see that cute boy?
Mia: Ya he's alright but I'm cuter ;)
Rissa: That's self-love

by lmm32202 May 7, 2018

self love

To masterbate

Neal: did you get some pussy last night?
Bob: Hell no, it was all self love last night

by Heywoodjublome August 8, 2016

self love

yes i wrote a nice thing about my name because i’m cool like that

self love

by Thatsonebabywithabodyoyoyoyoyo March 9, 2021

self love

Jerking off(its very fun)

Ryan: "Did you watch the game yesterday?"
Jack: "Nope i was performing self love"
Ryan: "Ew dude tmi"

by imnotdoingthisagain December 30, 2021

self love day

The day where you love yourself no matter what you can eat WHATEVER you want you do you boo

Person: hey do you know what day it is? Other person: no what day is it? Person: its national self love day!

by Dina secret February 7, 2021