Seizuregraph

An art form utilized solely by those with temporal lobe epilepsy. The artist lays on a large piece of paper or canvas with a filled paint brush or other drawing utensil in his mouth. Then, the artist is exposed to flashing lights and loud noises until a seizure is brought on. The result is an asymmetric, abstract piece of art.

Uhh, yeah.. it's a seizuregraph.

by Artman1234 November 18, 2010

Securing the bag

Typically used when getting money from a paycheck or from other monetary sources thus bag is meant to convey moneybag.

Person 1: bro I literally have no days off this week
Person 2: hey bro at-least your securing the bag

Person 1: facts bro

by Yeetongoofyniggas March 12, 2020

Seizurish

When someone is currently having a seizure but it's a small seizure so they're seizurish

"Look that guy over there is seizurish"
"Dudeee check out this new word I found"😂

by Wifey420 May 1, 2019

seizurific

1. The term used to define something that is spendiforously marvelous enough to invoke a seizure

2. A feeling of excitement, euphoria, or similar emotion

30 pounds of meat followed by 30 hours of sleep was enough to ensure Bob a seizurific 2 days

by Amoeba Ninja Crossing October 17, 2008

Seizuregasm

An orgasm so intense, it triggers seizure-like movements such as rapid shaking or trembling, often followed by passing out and becoming unresponsive for a few minutes.orgasm

Me: Wow! That was incredible. I haven't cum like that in quite a while.

Her: Yeah, you had a real seizuregasm there. I was gonna call 911 because you were shaking so much and passed the fuck out for 6 whole minutes! What's your name again?

by madpilot66 April 19, 2011

securing the bag

to receive nudes from the person you ask. a partial secure is to get a revealing picture from said person.

Aye man I secured Jenny’s bag yesterday.

I asked her for nudes and i totally secured.

I’m securing the bag.

by sussyboied June 23, 2019

Seizuregasm

What happens when something is amazingly wonderful that it makes you orgasm, but is so out there and random that it gives you a violent seizure.

Dude, that just gave me a seizuregasm.

by LeafeLillith April 18, 2009