Segway

It's looks a lot like a dolly (the kind of dolly you use for moving heavy boxes), but with larger wheels. Segways are motorized, designed to transport people in a manner that's safer and more environmentally-friendly than that of cars.

Not to be confused with a segue, of the same pronounciation, which is a transition between two consecutive ideas in a speech or conversation.

"I guess I thought about trying a Segway, but bicycles are so much cheaper."

by MoxyFox December 10, 2008

Segweg

News men use this as a transition. It means basically their way to get to another topic

That was a good segweg, John. You got from the bombing to the fair successfully!

by xopresidentialgirlox June 8, 2009

segway

1. A scooter like device which is self stabilising. Failed due to high cost.
2. To change the direction of a conversation. A non-sequitor.

1. Is that a Segway? How can you afford that thing?

2. "So have you heard about mom? She's sick" "Oh, my friend is sick to. That sucks" "Nice segway there"

by haiironezumi January 27, 2005

Segway

Possibly the gayest form of transport ever to be invented right up there with roller blading.

Jack: "Hey buddy, whats the hardest thing about riding a segway?"
Craig: "i dunno man"
Jack "Telling your parents you're gay!"

by Wildboys NZ December 22, 2008

segzey

a very attractive individual- who is liked very very much, especially by their significant other. this is a word typically used by a s/o to show their affection for the other.

my girlfriend christina is segzey asf<3

by tatyanapolak December 22, 2021

Segway

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

by Brad October 20, 2003

Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway

It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)

Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#

Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!

Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#

by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010