An individual who is expected to be present at every local nightclub and bar, regardless of weekday or weekend status. You'll always know that this person will look good, but you will never know this person beneath the surface.
There's that Seenster again. I wonder what he's on tonight? His shirt is unbuttoned 3 buttons and he is looking awfully sweaty...
by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006
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A step mother who is a nightmare to the other children. Known to fight for the mother title in many sinister ways. Pouts when the real mother is in contact with the child or grandchildren. Has no concern about how that looks to anyone..kids, grandkids. A total "one-upper" in every breath
Dammit, my stepmonster Lisa wont leave my mother alone. I mean who do she thinks she is, she has never been and will never be a mother to me
by llp1964 April 3, 2009
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Citizen A: "Oh my god it's the sexmonster!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"
by Wesley Dale April 26, 2006
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