Selia

Selia is a beautiful person who can be tense at times but will always be there for her friends and no matter what put her friends and family above her own. She cares a lot about people almost to much and tends to fall in love to soon but she’s a good person and a dog lover who can carry her self very well. She strives to be friends with everyone and keeps negative people at bay.

I want to be friends with selia

by Antony0975 May 21, 2018

Sealion

Female sea lions are know as cows

Male sea lions are called bulls

James: did you see that cow and bull, over there By the rocks
Boris: what, why would there be a cows in the sea, James?
James: not a cattle cow, a female sea lion and a male sea lion

Boris: why not just say sea lion or lioness
James: well, those are the official terms for a male or female sealion

by —Monotone-Dragon— July 17, 2023

Baby Skull Seeking Bullet

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.

Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!

by Sparklyplatypus June 5, 2011

seeldarb

1. Lint or fuzz that gets trapped in the hair around one's asshole.

2. Also Bradlees, a defunct department store, spelled backwards.

"I spent the afternoon picking out my seeldarb."

by chriscalhoun March 4, 2009

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

by bookfraud April 1, 2015

Sealioning

Sealioning is a term used to identify trolls who request citations when citations weren't necessary. It is akin to the meme of a child asking "Why?" after everything you say -- not even because they want to know, but as a bad faith way of faking interest while actually just trying to exhaust another person.

For example, "Sealioning" itself has been Sealioned with bad faith "definitions" attempting to change the meaning of the word to benefit online trolls.

Person 1: The sun rises in the east.
Person 2: Can you provide a link to your claims?
Person 1: Don't be sealioning me, you can look it up yourself!

by the modhatter January 5, 2023

trauma seeking behavior

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

by keifermail August 21, 2008