seemless

where a chick is perfect

man that bitch is seemless

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

sexless streaming

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.

by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015

seedless watermelon

Somthing that is innovative (used by Julian Casablancas to describe 'First Impressions of Earth')

Describe your new album

It's like a seedless watermelon

by fia August 24, 2006

sexless

one who is uninterested in sex or in sexual relationships.

one who appears to be neither male or female, or who is neither masculine nor feminine.

andy warhol has been descibed as sexless or asexual.

by dagger_grrl May 8, 2004

Sexless September

Sexless September aka SS is a replacement for No Nut November (NNN). This month applies to both sexes versus NNN which only applies to men. During this month those who participate must not engage in sexual intercourse, whether it is with a sexual partner, or by themselves.

Jeff: Bro, are you doing Sexless September?

Bob: Hell yeah! Me and my girlfriend are making bets!

by DeadpanOtaku October 10, 2020

Sexless Wreck

The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.

Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.

Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman March 23, 2011

seedless grapes

a sterlizied man's balls.

"well," said the urologist "eight hours from now, youll have joined the seedless grapes club".

by spoot June 20, 2008