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by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011
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1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.
2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.
2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.
by R8586N January 19, 2021
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That Gunt's a real seedmaster.
by DLeurer January 10, 2012
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Male 1: Hey John came out of the bedroom like ten minutes ago but Jane is still in there. What's up with that?
Male 2: He must be a skeetmaster.
Male 1: Oh that makes sense.
Male 2: He must be a skeetmaster.
Male 1: Oh that makes sense.
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by Tjvaites2018 July 3, 2015
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