Sexmaster

1: To be really good at something.
2: A pimp.

1: Wow, your the sexmaster at this game!
2:I'm a sexmaster named Slipback!

by djhagduishesiugiudfhdfil January 7, 2008

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

Sockmaster

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.

Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster

by R8586N January 19, 2021

Seedmaster

A farmer or farmer wanna-be who loves guzzling the loads of other farmers/wanna-be's. Gallons of jizz can be stored in the Gunt.

That Gunt's a real seedmaster.

by DLeurer January 10, 2012

skeetmaster

A male who's skeet generally comes in excessively large portions and causes the receiving female to have to spend a good amount of time cleaning herself off.

Male 1: Hey John came out of the bedroom like ten minutes ago but Jane is still in there. What's up with that?

Male 2: He must be a skeetmaster.

Male 1: Oh that makes sense.

by Tits_McGee_ July 21, 2009

Sacmaster

When a male gets bit in the sac by an animal and gets stitches

What's up sacmaster

by Tjvaites2018 July 3, 2015

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011