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Secretarial Brain Pool

The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.
"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."
by the schultz August 16, 2011
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secretarial condom

The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.
She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.
by RickyDash March 13, 2018
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secretart

Noun. A hot or otherwise slutty secretary or receptionist. Generally makes you forget why you arrived at their office, or who you were to meet with. Particularly emphasized by a glass desk.
"Damn! Did you see the rack on their secretart???"
by Synonymous January 20, 2006
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secretarial spread

Secretarial Spread
Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.
Secretarial Spread
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.
by Debra Powers September 25, 2006
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Mecretariate

Don't take your mecretariate to the company Christmas party!!
by T Lynn July 4, 2014
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ass-secretariate

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and secretariate. usually a gay man.
"Dude that chick is such an ass-secretariate, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."
by Michael Dauber November 25, 2007
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Secretarianise

To ejaculate/jack-off into another's anus,

As seen in the movie 'Secretary'
Pervert 1: I secretarianise'd my blow up doll the other day
Pervert 2: Zz0mG! Did you get it on camera?!
Normal Guy: Please go and die...
by Raphael Burrows December 27, 2006
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