scathing

1) marked by harshly abusive criticism

2) severely critical; scornful, as a remark

The third party candidate launched a scathing attack on the second party contender.

The judge laughed as he described the girl's voice with a scathing assertion.

by B3li3v3 May 12, 2014

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

by rexz April 6, 2021

Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

by jazryo December 27, 2010

slip seating

Slip seating refers to when a truck driver shares his girlfriend/wife with other truckers whilst he is on the road.

Trucker 1 "Hey Boomer, I'm 10-8 to the Windy City, I fancy slip seating Mrs Boomer, 42?"
Trucker 2 "That's a big 10-4 Admiral Scuttlebutt. I'll be checking out the Junk Buzzard of a lot lizard in Choo-Choo town"

by fourcnuts October 31, 2017

Sub Seating

The "seating chart" that students assume when a teacher is absent and the substitute doesn't know the seating chart. This usually entails everyone sitting with their friends, which makes the class that much more loud and unmanageable.

Example 1
Hannah: Hey, Josh, guess what? Ms. Kelvin isn't here, we have a sub!
Josh: Aw, yeah, you know what that means! Sub seating!

Example 2
Sophie: Why are you sitting in your assigned seat? Come sit here, it's sub seating.

by chatterbox321 December 5, 2010

hot seating

To play a single player video game through with more than one player. Swapping who controls the game at various points.

"Dude, Claire and I totally hot-seated through zelda the other day"

"Tom can't play Halo with us tonight, he is hot seating with his housemates on Metroid"

by XopsX November 19, 2007

stadium seating

A clever and often overlooked variation of the "top shelf". This move involves one participant taking a crap in the tank of the toilet. Simultaneously, a second brave soul releives his bowel in the bowl itself.

Chachi had lost his patience with Fritz. He gathered up his new boyfriend Jerv and destroyed Fritz's bathroom with a wicked stadium seating.

by Harold Balsagna May 2, 2010