Take a seat

To put someone down completely; when you beat someone so bad you disgrace them.

C.J. "Oh man, you fucking killed me!"
Hawk "Take a seat fag!"

by The one and only Hoffnigger April 16, 2009

Take A Seat

Phrase used when telling a fellow to take a seat. originally developed by 2 sophmores in highschool, take a seat is sweeping the general group of people they hang out with by storm. when telling one to take a seat one must make an OK sign with their fingers, hold it up, and move their hand slightly forward.

taylor: so yea after i hit this kid square in the face i lit up a cig and put it out on his forehead
kavan: taylor, take a seat

by fizkid September 30, 2009

Take a seat young skywalker

What's said to you when you know your ass is bout to get killed out of your gang

Lil homie"So am I ready to own this turf now?
Mace Windu "take a seat young Skywalker"
Lil homie"uh oh..."

by New Gang Bang'n Dictionary April 22, 2018

Take a seat, spill the deat

It’s another way of saying “spill the T” but if someone is rushing towards you, you make them sit down to “spill the details”.

Girl: *running towards you* “Omg I have to tell you something”
Boy: “Chill, take a seat, spill the deat

by Matt0909 November 24, 2018

Take a seat

To catch a predator almost "in the act"

"Why don't you take a seat right over there"

by jazzhands123 January 19, 2019

take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

by u_lost March 11, 2008

Take a seat, queer!

Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.

Boy: I know the answer to that question!
Insulter: Take a seat, queer!

by Andrew August 10, 2003