Seaning

The process of masturbating whilst vibrating, best achieved whilst sat atop a washing machine.

“What did you do last weekend?”
“Not much, mainly Seaning on my new Bosch”

by Wuke November 20, 2024

Seaning

the tendency of a customer to buy goods and services without planning in advance. When a customer takes such buying decisions at the spur of the moment, it is usually triggered by emotions and feelings.

Hes seaning anything he wants on a whim.

by TheGoodRev July 2, 2024

Seaning around

Being aggressively Gay

He is getting awfully grabby with the dudes today!
Oh, he's just "Seaning around"

by Jaymc May 22, 2015

The seaning

A 5'7" tall person named Sean with a blow up buddy named Steve with a bigger pecker than him and a mother named Felicia who gets more pussy than he does.

My friend Sean made a documentary called the seaning.

by Speedguy70 October 27, 2023

SEAnigger

Derogatory term used in imageboards to refer to people that come from or live in Southeast Asia countries.

I hear SEAniggers keep dead relatives mummies in their own houses for years. Truly disgusting...

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Club house seating

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.

Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.

by Cdaniel March 7, 2019

Sealing

As with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. However, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.

Did you see Nanea and Colton sealing in the crosswalk the other day?

by Tribert November 13, 2011