A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.
by Twaggleton August 10, 2010
I got seamonkeyed when I ordered a set of "indestructible" coat hangers online and received a box of nails a week later.
by Anaxagoras69 July 08, 2020
To throw brine shrimp eggs into the eyes of a unsuspecting victim, in an attempt to get them t hatch
by Beefeater123 June 02, 2019