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ShaLanda

ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.
Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda
by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011
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salandered

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.
by shanipriya August 14, 2010
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Shalandria

Shalandria means fun, beautiful, outgoing,happy go lucky woman. She is super supportive and brings guinuine joy to everyone around her.
If you got yourself a Shalandria you got yourself someone special I'm more ways than one.
by ShayDay714 June 27, 2017
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Selandon

A disease that plagues sailors and other nautical workers. Acquired from a deficit of sunlight, Vitamin B, Calcium, and other nutrients. Symptoms are similar to those of scurvy and dementia. There is no known cure.
It is a shame that Landon was diagnosed with selandon after he circumnavigated the globe.
by Dr. Carlisle Alexander White January 13, 2010
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sexland

The best backcourt duo to ever play in the NBA. This duo consists of Collin Sexton and Darius Garland.
“Bro did you see Sexland drop off the nets.”
Yeah, no way they lose another game.”
by Jagsfan15 January 21, 2021
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Alice in Sexland

A popular hentai written by Mashumaro Jyuubaori. It depicts the sexual trials of a young girl named Alice in a magical land, similar to Wonderland, called Sexland. She is accompanied by her sexy female chronies the White Rabbit (Bunny) and the Chesire Cat (Cheshie). It is mostly yuri, and involves a lot of dickgirl sex.
Alice in Sexland is the best hentai I've read in years.
by LuffySP July 8, 2005
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Sealandball

(This definition is not about a word you can use in everyday use. A Sealandball is a character a user may adopt to be as, and is only that.)

A Sealandball is a countryball whose identity is the independent micronation of Sealand.

A Sealandball mustn't be confused with the countryball of Trinidad and Tobago, whose flags are similar, but are entirely different entities. Sealand's flag follows as Red, White, Black (left to right); Trinidad's follows Red, White, Black, White, Red.

A Sealandball wouldn't go into the classification of countryball, as it is a micronationball, or be differentiated to become a userball. But for the sake of simplification, it is a "countryball" - a political entity represented by a ball with two eyes.

To use, have, or be a Sealandball means you are well-versed enough in geopolitics to know about it, and for that, I applaud you.
"Which countryball will you represent?"
"I will represent Sealandball!"
"Oh, obscure!"
by NotBalticc November 30, 2022
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