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Seahawk fan

A Seahawk fan is a bandwagon that lies and is known as a cunt world wide
by Tony the sky September 18, 2016
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Seahawk Shot

A seahawk shot is a picture of a dude's junk that he took with his cell phone and sent unsolicited to a chick.
Did you see Brett Favre sent a seahawk shot to Jen Sterger?
by CheedaMagee November 17, 2011
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Seahawk fan

A fan base that never catches a break, from 1 yard line jokes to the 7 year old bandwagons and the early-mid round playoff exits. Fans from ages 16-above are usually very loyal, and are completely numb to Super Bowl roasts. Usual arguing points are “we beat the Broncos” or “we have all time winning record against the pats” or “Russ deserved MVP this year”
Russ: what is a Seahawk fan?
Tyler: a Seahawk fan is someone who supports and hopes for your success on that team.
by Cornpop720 March 2, 2021
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Seattle Seahawk

When you shit on a person(or partner) from a considerable altitude during any sexual act with or without their initial consent. The Seahawk coming from a high altitude and since seattle is always rainy, the shit from a seahawk relates to the rainy season from Seattle thus meaning when you Seattle Seahawk someone you shit on them like rain from a considerable altitude.
BJ: Dang i was boning this party girl the other night and she asked me to get freaky.
Danger: Yeah wat did she want?
Bowser: Dont tell me a boston pancake?
BJ:Na, She asked me to Seattle Seahawk her from the top of her closet!
Danger:You serious dawg??
Boswer: Did you?
BJ: Fuck Yes!!!
by BtotheJay January 28, 2010
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The seahawk

That one guy that shows up at a party and no one's really sure why they're there. A reference to the seahawks making the playoffs with a 7-9 record and no one really being sure how they got there.
Example 1

Josh: I've never seen that guy before. Who is he?

Terry: No one seems to know him, I think he's the seahawk...

Example 2

Tim: God, I don't know anyone at this party, I feel like I'm the seahawk
by slearner March 22, 2017
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SeahawksJoe

A man that all he talks about is the seahawks. Even though he never liked the Seahawks before the became good. Basically the typical Seahawks fan. Always wears Seahawks his jersey.
Person 1: he did you see that guy that talks about the Seahawks.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: He is SeahawksJoe
Person 2: What a Fag
by Youknooowmmeee March 18, 2016
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Seattle Seahawks

The only team in NFL history to go to the playoffs with a 7-9 losing record and beat defending Superbowl champs.
Remember when Marshawn Lynch broke 8 tackles and the Seattle Seahawks booted the Saints out of the playoffs?
by CaptainNeckBeard January 12, 2011
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