Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

Seabreeze High School

A legendary high school in Daytona Beach, Florida, where a student is measured by his/her ability to skip class and still manage to pass. A place where dreams come true, but only if your dream is to become addicted to sex, drugs, and alchohol before the age of 15. Mostly a place of local legends and urban myths, you do not want your kid to go here. Other local schools call Seabreeze "Sleezebreeze" and say that we have STD's. It's true. Popularity comes in the form of one's abililty to chug natty lights, snort xanax bars, steal whatever pills are in mom's cabinet, get stoned before school AND at lunch, eat magic mushrooms, swallow XTC, drink jaegerbombs, drive fast, and somehow still be good at sports. If you don't go to Seabreeze, you're just not that cool.

person 1: "Yo what are your plans for the future?"
person 2: "Dude I go to Seabreeze High School..."

by stoopidlungs January 28, 2010

mexican seabass

When you lose your erection after cumming and slapping a girl's cheeks with the flaccid cum cock like a flopping Mexican seabass.

"My girls cheeks were redder than a baboons ass after I gave her the worst Mexican seabass"

by Sickerthanyouravrgniggerkiller April 12, 2017

seabstain

A stain on your clothing, most commonly on your undergarments, consisting of some combination of urine, feces, vomit and semen. Usually found after a night of blackout level drinking.

I can't remember what happened last night after the twelfth shot of tequila, and I woke up with a seabstain all over the front of my pants.

by duffgita March 1, 2010

seabox

An old lady who is overly sexual for her age.

I had this seabox hitting on me at the bar last night

by Bustedgizmo April 9, 2021

Dangling Seabiscuit

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.

"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."

by Not that Guy you think May 12, 2019

seabossin

Seabossin is the act of lying. Basically another word for lying to somebody or make a dumb excuse.

Guy #1: Dude I just died because my TV's battery came out
Guy #2: Dude stop seabossin

by 6.9.6.9.6.9 December 7, 2019