scotchies

testicles, nuts, or backbone.

"MAN! Grow some scotchies and be a man!"

by JBoog May 30, 2006

Scutchio

Perfection. A walking Utopia.
A God like figure, often referred to as the third resurrection of the Holy one.
Can also be related to his works; a goal machine. A superstar footballing icon.
Sheer Genius.

Opposite of Sokaldo (also known as 'the fake')

"Oh my word, father. Who is that chap with the silky skills and sublime finishing abilities?"

"That is Scutchio."

"Ahh, that explains it."

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Another Scutchio performance (Magnificent, unmatched, perfect)

by Stone Cold Steve Austin May 9, 2008

scutching

shoving ur pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb up someone’s booty hole

person 1“yo adam you want that scutching?”
adam”yeah bro give it to me”

by adam russel November 24, 2017

Scunchie

Noun. A human turd, but only when left in an Eddie Bauer dressing room.

“Sorry, dressing rooms are closed. Someone dropped a scunchie in the last stall.”

by Joshua Bonnie Brown April 21, 2023