substache

a temporary fake mustache one uses while waiting for his/hers to grow in thicker

"I started Movember fresh so I had to use a Mr. Potato head substache till I caught up"

by Mr Roboto234 November 2, 2011

Sustache

A swath of facial hair grown to ward off enemies and, consequently, any potential mates;

When a mustache is unavoidably suspicious & disconcerting.

"Is it just me or was that UPS guy giving off some kill-you-in-blue-lipstick vibes?"
"Don't overthink it -- he's just sporting a major sustache."

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"I almost had her number," Stuart thought to himself.

He didn't realize his sustache was ensuring his worst fear of dying alone.

by Menorah January 8, 2015

reverse sunstache

When you have a moustache and get sunburn but then shave it off, leaving paler skin on the upper lip. Opposite of a sunstache.

Look at that faggot's reverse sunstache.

by ClemTheOctopus June 8, 2016

Cumstache

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006

scrumstach

Basically like a mustach...but nasty.
and scummy.
why not scumstach?
doesnt sound as cool whe you say it out loud.

"Hey bill did you see that frankfort tried to grow a mustach?"
"yeahman, more like a scrumstach."
"Nice dude."

by girls_astraightuphustler January 23, 2008

sudstache

The remnants of a frothy beverage left upon your upper lip.

Gary went over to hit on that woman, but he had a sudstache from his beer! He was totally shot down!

by NuttyByNature June 20, 2009

cumstache

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

by Knifo August 25, 2011