scumpty

smut,whore,property of tha hood,tool,hoe,also can be known as a pop

yo this scumpty jus gave me head

by bigdeucejunior July 26, 2009

Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.

'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'

by treebag86 September 24, 2013

Scumper

A Scumbag who wants to take all your money or belongings.

That Scumper jabbed me for 1 million Rupiah at the currency exchange.

by Bali Cat July 5, 2012

Shumpert

A Shumpert is when a male is getting dome in a hot tub and farts, causing the weiner to pop out of the girls mouth. Shumpert.

Alex romantic evening was suddenly cut short when he let out a shumpert before the happy ending.

by ShNator January 19, 2010

scumper

Lower class trash- found mostly in Fairplay Colorado.

Cody Quaid is such a scumper.

by Someone1587 February 8, 2005

Scumper

To scumper a plan, event or idea is to ruin it.

The rain today really scumpered my idea to have a picnic.

Don't tell that boy the plan- he may scumpers it.

by TheCatGod May 14, 2016

Scumper doodle

A person with no taste : A follower

Everyone else wears that, you're such a scumper doodle

by CoCo_NUT December 30, 2019