don't be such a sputnik

A sputnik is a guy who orbits around a woman, pretending to be her friend, with the ulterior and covert motive of becoming her lover.

Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.

Max, don't be such a sputnik! You do her homework daily but haven't even asked her out yet.

by keepexploring April 28, 2020

Such a piss

-the inverse of "clutch"
-another tense of "to be pissed off"
- when something seems really great, but...

So clutch Mr. Ruddy is showing us a movie in class today, but such a piss, he makes us take notes

by Rossgbell January 1, 2017

shuchi

A name eluding to purity. One who is is angelic in nature and often sweet and calm in elegance and presence. One of the most loving and amazing type of people ever made. Sometimes a little too shy, however loving they may be, life calls for aggressiveness sometimes =), IN MORE THAN ONE WAY!

People from Tri-State area named shuchi

by Wuz Up Yo September 16, 2005

Scouchebag

The combination of scumbag and douchebag combined by Tim AKA "Scrow"

Dude max is a scouchebag

by Spam666420 January 21, 2009

scruch

When you're scratching someones back, but softly. It's a mix of scratching and brushing your fingers on someone. Usually done while relaxing, can also work on other body parts like the arms. (NOT SEXUAL)

Scruch can also mean brushing your fingers through someones hair.

I love scruching, it's the best feeling.

by worldsbestscrucher January 16, 2020

Such baby

Phrase/Adjective; used when describing something very cute or adorable, like a baby.

“Oh my god that cat is such baby!!”

by BrigieBridge December 1, 2020

Such a Kakashi

A person who spends more time injured in the hospital than doing actual work.

Too injured to put example up,wait till I'm out the hospital. Aren't I such a kakashi.

by LupeFan94 August 24, 2011