scrutching

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

by A.I.R January 16, 2010

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.

Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010

Scouchebag

The combination of scumbag and douchebag combined by Tim AKA "Scrow"

Dude max is a scouchebag

by Spam666420 January 21, 2009

Scrush

A "secret-crush." Users of the mobile dating app "Scrush" often use this term to refer to the action of "swiping right" on someone's profile within the app to secretly express interest.

-"Hey, are you going to that dance party tomorrow night?"
- "Definitely, I got a scrush! I anonymously matched with this girl through the app, and now we're messaging about meeting up at the party."

by scrush April 23, 2014

scruthie

Slut or skank, or thot, whore, etc

"Yo she a sucked off everyone in the neighborhood, dumb slut"
"Damn bro, told you, she a scruthie"!!

by tripplexkid March 9, 2015

Scrunch

Noun or verb. Either a dank ass food, or the eating of a dank ass food.

Cooper and Nick went to Wendy's for some scrunch.

Evan and Kyle were down to scrunch with the boys.

by HDJ2016 May 14, 2016

scrushed

A combination of the words scrotum and crushed. What happens when a man is kicked in the balls, is wearing tight pants,or is any situation that put his balls uncomfortably close to his pelvis.

Dude he was just scrushed by his girlfriend.
That guys jeans are so tight, he must be scrushed.

by Mr.Man of Sri Lanka July 25, 2009