submasternap

The act of falling asleep while masturbating.

I was going to rub one out, but I was submasternapping before I even finished.

by subsubsublibrarian September 19, 2011

Scrub Master

The art of mastering being a dickhead and screwing everything up.

Damnit that scrub master is ruining are party.

by WordsDontLie June 4, 2017

Submaster

Dom or Master of a Sub (Short for "Submissive.") The Submaster is the dominant person in a BDSM relationship or encounter.

Alexander was Krystal's Submaster in their BDSM relationship.

by launcestonelliot April 22, 2021

Scoutmaster

A synonym for a males scrotum. (Discovered while using spell check)

I have contracted crab lice that love to breed in the folds of my scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.

by scottyyttocs April 26, 2022

Scoutmaster

A synonym for a males scrotum. (Discovered while using spell check)

I have contracted crab lice that love to breed in the folds of my scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.

by scottyyttocs April 26, 2022

ScrumMxster

A gender neutral, anti-racist neologism for the term "ScrumMaster." "ScrumMaster" is the name a role in the Agile development community using a (completely unintentional) sexist binary gender narrative with racist overtones. The term "ScrumMxster,' is a modern replacement that is gender affirming with no racist overtones.

Team Member: Hey ScrumMxster can you help me with my Daily Scrum?
ScrumMxster: Of Course!

by Jimi Fearless April 15, 2024

Beat Scrubster

Someone who is a dead beat dad, lazy and very obese. He has no loved ones and often strives to make people upset.

"Jesus Christ Dad, you are such a Beat Scrubster, stop trying to eat my kittens!"

by Beat Scrubster July 31, 2019