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scrotioca 

white filmy substance excreted from the end of my dong; similar in consistency to tapioca; also refered to as jism, mansauce, baby gravy, sperm, cum, wad, splooge, etc.
Neal: Celeste really made a lasting impression on me after our first date

Rory: how so?

Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert

Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper

Neal: Gosh, I'd say
scrotioca by cornfritter October 27, 2010

Scrotalidarity

The mutual pain all men feel in their scrotum upon seeing another man take a blow to the nuts, be it in person or on video.
Jeff: "Damn! Did you just see Brienne nail The Hound in the balls? That made mine hurt."

Roger: "Mine too man. That's scrotalidarity."
Scrotalidarity by The33rdGhola June 21, 2014

scrotalingist 

skrō • də • 'liNG • gist

noun: scrotalingist; plural noun: scrotalingists
a person who protects or fawns on another to benefit himself/herself
similar: ass kisser, brown noser, sycophant, toady, arse licker, butt kisser, kiss-ass.
origin: from Latin, from scrotum "scrotum" + lingere "lick."
"A narcissist will to surround himself with scrotalingists who flatter him."
"The scrotalingist will get a promotion sooner than the person who does not cow-tow to the boss."
scrotalingist by Buftup October 12, 2019

Scrotalator 

An individual who fidgets and/or fondles his testicles multiple times a day without cognitive awareness
Johnny seems to touch himself a lot....”
Yea, he’s a scrotalator, he can’t help himself”
Scrotalator by Dirtydrop August 16, 2018

scrotality

In video gaming, the act of killing one's enemy using a fatal attack to their testicles. Made famous by Dead to Rights: Retribution.
Shadow finished off his enemy with a scrotality.
scrotality by Izm345 April 26, 2010

scrotilaginous 

(SCRO-til-AG-gin-ous)

adj. 1.)having, or consisting of, a texture that resembles a scrotum; pertaining to an amorphous, fleshy character.

2.) pertaining to the ability to adjust one's position based on temperature.

Other forms--
noun: scrotilaginist
adv: scrotiliaginistically
Waiter: "Would you like to try the poached sea urchin today, Mr. Johnson?"
Mr. Johnson: "No, thank you, it's a little too scrotilaginous for my liking."