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scrooge mcduckin'

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.
Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.
by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005
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Scrooge Toe

A hole found in tights, preferably near the toes causing, toes to protrude out of the hole. A Scrooge Toe can often be found on girls with no money, class or the ones who are just too lazy to throw out old tights.
Bird, buy some new tights. You've got a bad Scrooge Toe.

I CAN'T TAKE OFF MY SHOES BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE MY SCROOGE TOE!
by ScroogeToeMaster March 11, 2011
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Scrosexuality

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Scrosexuality is an aphallic sexuality centered on the erotic focus (scrotum) the aesthetic is offers is the main focus of scrosexuality it is atypical to phallic orientations of sexuality and it is not completely asexual but we adopt the asexual colors to denote it is atypical to typical sex . Scrotum stretching plays a major role in this as well but not all ScroSexual can stretch their balls because some are female

The main thing that makes a couple scrosexual would be the focus on the scrotum aesthetic

Ballstretching “ball play”. “scrotum sex” “scrotum licking” are all traits of such sexuality
Scrosexuality is an atypical sexuality because it doesn’t involve phallic sex
by Lowcarolsteve1289 December 25, 2020
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bitcheneezer scrooge

A fat-ass bitch who ruins your holiday by ratting you out to your boss for being late on Christmas.
That fat-ass bitch on the ninth floor almost got me fired. On the bright side, bitcheneezer scrooge opened two of the three ski lifts on her butt last weekend.
by Jean Shepherd K2ORS SK December 23, 2009
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Scrooge McDuck Paper

Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.
Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.
by D-Bruch November 6, 2006
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Scrooge McDuckin' It

verb) to jump in, and swim through, an accumulation of a group of similar personal effects in the fashion of fictional millionaire duck, Scrooge McDuck. i.e.) money, legos, comic books, action figures, french fries, etc.
"Man, I was so hungry last night that once that pizza showed up I Scrooge McDucked it right in!"

"I was so pussy crazy last night that I was Scrooge McDuckin' it in that hoe!"
by hotnnasty August 24, 2011
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Scrooge Splooge

A Scrooge Splooge entails the participant to reenact the scene from 'A Christmas Carol' in which Ebenezer Scrooge hangs out a window from his house to call down to a boy passing underneath; instead of asking the boy to buy a turkey, you drop a hot nut right in the middle of the cunts face.
Instead of buying my son presents this year, I'm going to give him my very own Scrooge Splooge on Christmas morn, when he's shovelling the snow off the driveway.
by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017
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