Scriptedest

Scriptedest means it pretends to be unscripted and spontaneous but in fact it is totally fake and staged.

1)
MTV's Moving In is the scriptedest reality show ever.

2)
Dude on MTV: I am an ultimate fighter and I have arachnophobia.

MTV Viewer: No kidding.

Dude on MTV wakes up in the middle of the night, screams "there's a bug in my pants!", runs away in a direct line from the camera and jumps into a garden swimming pool.

MTV Viewer: Fuck, this is the scriptedest show ever!

by humdeedum January 20, 2011

Lake Effect Striptease

When you go out in full winter gear to shovel and shed articles of clothing one by one as you heat up.

Our neighbor had to shovel his quarter-mile long driveway and by the time he finished his lake effect striptease he was only wearing boxers and a scarf.

by RueRiley April 14, 2016

Sexy Suspender Striptease

To perform an act of fornification upon yourself.

Dr. Robotnik performed a Sexy Suspender Striptease back in early 2007.

by nwt0 February 16, 2009

scriptlash

When a screenplay, novel, invented plot induces vertigo with its many twists, role reversals and general mishegoss. Often employed by Guy Ritchie and other Tarantino imitators to distract from a lack of thematic depth.

So first it's his sister, then you find out they were lovers, then she kills him but he's not dead, then you find out they have a kid and weren't related, then he takes the kid, then...man I left, that bullshit was giving me scriptlash.

by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag) September 23, 2007

soul striptease

revealing ones problems like a game of striptease; revealing ones problems to gain trust particularly from women; playing on ones problems in an attempt to invoke sympathy from others and failing

A: I used to get bullied at school
B: oh right, how sad...
...
B: jesus, A is such a soul striptease
C: yeah, it's really pathetic

by Defaye October 27, 2011

mexican striptease

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up missing clothes

Last night I pulled a Mexican striptease and have no idea what happened to my pants.

by Joltage March 28, 2016

Reverse striptease

A reverse striptrease is exactly what it sounds like, a person sensually getting dressed from practically nothing

Basically a striptease but in reverse.

Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well, got lucky and this morning I got a reverse striptease.

by AelaraTheGoo July 23, 2017