Soft Sex Scandal

When a female tries to convince you, that they really only want or like Soft Sex all of the sudden, after being pounded and fucked deep and hard for a year and half, with the results being 1000’s of body trembling orgasms.

Usually it is made into a Scandal to use as an excuse or a smokescreen, that can pass as a reason to exit, or be a cold mean bitch. Also is used to make one fee bad, and think that their (very desirable) huge thick cock is actually hurting her or doing damage now a days.

This type of Scandal, will be used by the same kind of bullshit artist, as the girl who tries to convince you that her new guys pencil dick. is better than any thick big cock.

Soft Sex and Small Cocks are her specialty over night.

1. I really wanted to believe that baby brat I was dating, was mature, but when she needed an out, she pulled the Soft Sex Scandal card out again.

2. Hey Chief, your Ex GF is such a cheap, using, liar, to go with that Soft Sex Scandal shit again. After how hard you dicked her down, for a year and a half, that slut better pull her pants up and check herself.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 2, 2019

Scandees

Verb: Performing toe felatio and/or tonguing the spaces between them.

Andrew got scandees on his big one from his sister-in-law.

by Seednacs February 9, 2013

scandalisim

When someone is doing something scandalous or when something such as a song or a movie has a scandalous ora about it

Steve: Hey, that line from that Lady Gaga song "I wanna take a ride on you disco stick" is pretty scandalous
Ron: I know eh, that whole song has lots of scandalisims like that

by kholdstar March 10, 2009

Scandinavian Headlock

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick

Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

by Milan the dude October 8, 2014

scandiboo

Someone obsessed with Scandinavian culture. Essentially a weeaboo, but instead of obsession over Japanese culture, Scandiboos obsess over Scandinavian culture.

James has a Swedish flag in his room, he's trying to learn Norwegian on Rosetta Stone, and he wants to move to Denmark after college. Fucking Scandiboo.

by Homosneksual August 17, 2016

Scandiboo

A person from outside Scandinavia who loves all things Scandinavian the way a weeaboo is obsessed with Japan. Can be used in either a positive/self deprecating manner or as an insult.

I'm such a Scandiboo, I dressed like a Viking for the formal dance.

by meowlnir June 11, 2018

scandinavilous

adj. exorbitantly priced; of or pertaining to a monetary ripoff; scandalously expensive; characterized by excessive taxes, fees
Etymology: inspired by the scandalously high prices in Scandinavia

With a can of soda costing over $2, Helsinki is the most scandinavilous city I've ever visited.

by sultunuvsuav December 16, 2008