Fail Scratcher

When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.

Optimistic Stranger: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

*Silence....*

Other festival goer: "What a Fail Scratcher."

by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010

Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

by WS7 September 4, 2003

lemme show you how to scratch it

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person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure

by -Nova- April 16, 2020

scratch that

taking something said back, changing one's mind.

Gimme those Tim's ...Scratch that, I want those Phat ass Adidas instead.

by Lamb B February 21, 2003

Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

by A. Spears April 22, 2015

Sitchin Scratch

the ever evolving chronic scratch caused by reading Zecharia Sitchin's books and findings about humanity's existence and modification process.

once you're sitchin scratched then it'll keep itching until you read another information regarding the existence of humans.

by kelamist November 14, 2019

scratchgasm

The satisfying, orgasmic feeling when you finally scratch that itchy spot.

I just had the best scratchgasm!

by StickLizard February 2, 2017