Scrapnel

The splashback that actually hits your ass when you have explosive diarrhea. Commonly carries fecal matter with the liquid making you have to wipe your ass cheeks as well as the hole.

Johnny- "Damn Steve, I got hit with Scrapnel, and I am all outta toilet paper!"
Steve- "Well Steve, you shouldn't of ate those Tacos!"

by batsoup August 30, 2009

Scranner

People who wear addidas and nike, and who follow the major trends in footwear and sports gear, mainly found at secondary schools, in the Leeds area

Look at that group of scranners over there, or that kids a right scranner

by Jackal July 21, 2003

Scranner

Scranners are typically seen wearing kappa, Adidas, sonetti, or hype. They hang around the local McDonald's, range from 9-15 and usually smoke with packs they stole from their parents or bought them from some random 40 year old bloke. They typically take pictures of themselves in the mirror with flash on and scribble random parts of their body with emojis covering their face.

That lad Joe is a right scranner.

by Bigfellahavinacig January 18, 2020

scranend

Someone who is skinny and/or lanky, aswell as being a general twat.

Look at Ben, what a scranend, being a twat, as per usual.

by Tim Lewis March 5, 2007

Scracker

A cracker that rides a scooter pushing around fat white chicks

Ewwww, is that a scracker outside

by reererererererererer February 14, 2020

scrawney

Skinny little prick who shoves his nose in anyone else business just to shit stir.

Jeff: so what you doing today phil!
Phil: going to the cinema, want to come
Matty:can I come
Phil: go away you scrawney prick!

by zingerwinger October 19, 2013

scranner

Child/teenager of low moral fibre, usually clad in sportswear such as Adidas, Nike, Rockport and Kappa, though some dress as skaters. Typical activities include underage drinking, drug taking, burglary, joyriding, shoplifting and vandalism (especially of the public transport system).

Scranners are often found playing truant from school, and when attending they are often disruptive and usually reside in the bottom sets due to their chronic inability to do any work.

Males are often arrested by the age of 16. For femailes replace "arrested" with "pregnant" though it is not uncommon for females to be arrested too.

Origin; it is unknown exactly where are when the word was coined, but it emerged in North-West Leeds, UK, in the mid/late 1990s.

Synonyms; scally chav kappa slapper townie

If he calls me a scranner again I'm gonna batter him, then I'm gonna go get smashed, rob someone and buy some drugs!

by nN June 1, 2004