Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. Non-Scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. Many believe that the term "Non-Scorer" is latin for "socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential sexual encounters." This has never been confirmed, however.

An average Joe walks into a bar. The average Joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. A Non-Scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a Non-Scorer has a chance (such as the Non-Scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).

"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."

by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 26, 2008

Sloyer

A modern term used to describe a really funny person. Someone who you want to be friends with.

Man, that guy is really a Sloyer.

Did you just see what that Sloyer did today?

Did you hear what Sloyer was talking about?

by Digsugga November 9, 2006

Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 9, 2009

Miss scoper

born in the call of duty series, a miss scoper was coined due to how many times they "miss" the target they shoot at before they hit it. A miss scoper is usually another optic quick scoping wannabe who would love nothing more then to be a optic sniper but misses his quickscopes more then he hits them. This quickscoper will miss you about 4 to 5 times but possibly MIGHT hit you once. If he does manage to hit you once, he will go on and on about how he is a "pro" even though he misses 4 shots before he hits you once. Miss scopers usually have an accuracy of 30 to 35% with his sniper.

Miss Scoper *after finally killing his target on the 6th shot* - dude i am so pro, i don't know why optic hasn't recruited me yet!.

Hard Scoper *after killing the miss scoper with one shot* - dude, maybe they haven't recruited you because you miss 5 quickscopes before you hit one.

Miss Scoper - shut up you stupid hardscoper, i am a pro, did you not see that kill cam?

Hard Scoper - if being a "pro" sniper means missing 5 times and then killing your opponent then I'd rather be a "hardscoper" you miss your shots more then once, i don't miss, all i need is one bullet.

by el rey infared April 29, 2011

hard scoper

When you're really good at call of duty, and people get mad. They feel the need to call you something that makes about as much sense as shitting on your dinner. They use the term "hard scoper" because as soon as they watch the killcam, they get ridiculously horny, or hard. This will occasionally be the cause for a premature ejaculation in one's pants.

Kid: WOW! you're such a hard scoper!

"Hard scoper": wait what?, i was using the ballistic knife?

Kid: *moan* aw shiiiiiiiitttttttt.

by Shockey19 June 20, 2011

Scoper

Someone who is mentally deficient.
From Scope the society for Spastics.
Also vaild are;
Scozmo
Scozzer
Scopo
Scozbot

I dont think that Justin Timbelake can dance. In fat I think he is a real SCOPER

by Child of the Monkey Basket August 17, 2003

360 no-scoper

When pro's spin round without a scope, and finishes in a 360 degree angle, and kills someone as you shoot them, just as you have finished your 360.

Pro: Found you you stupid noob!

Noob: Oh, hello, funny man.

He does a 360 no-scoper

Pro; OMFG!!! GET OWNED!!! YEAH YOU LITTLE ****!!!
I'M YOLOSWAGGERMEISTER!!!

Noob cries his eyes out and screams like a little sissy girl:b NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Thy Valedictorian Creator September 10, 2014