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Poop Shooter 

A paintball player who has two guns equipped in each hand who chases his team around while yelling "AhhhHHhhhh EEEhhhHhhHHHh"
Man Stan is such a doosh when he goes poop shooter
Poop Shooter by Kitty Basher March 9, 2004

Cleveland Poop Scooper 

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.
Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.

Pooper Scooter 

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.
Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

Pooper-Scooter 

The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.
"FELIX! YOU LEFT A STREAK OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR! YOU POOPER-SCOOTER!"

scooterpoot 

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.
I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.
scooterpoot by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007

scooterpooh 

When something is totally and completely screwed up, originally applied to horrible spelling and grammar. Similar to FUBAR.
(original) This resume we just got is totally scooterpoohed. Listen to this ...
"Dear, Whom ever it may conceren
Is your company a friendly out going staff? As a proson that wonts to see your company succed .." etc etc.

(current) Man, my weekend was entirely scooterpoohed.
scooterpooh by nogtank October 11, 2007