chaz somers

best sexy man in the world.

he is bringing sexy back.
he attracts many girls.
funny.
very sarcastic.

dude! chaz somers is soooo hot!

by hahah i love you! December 27, 2010

schmerzvergnugen

to experience pain and pleasure simultaneously

I walked the lonely streets of the exchange. I came upon a statue of two bucks mating. The front buck expressed a look of unprecedented pleasure. But a closer view revealed a whisper of pain. As both an amateur and a virgin of art interpretation I concluded the buck was in a state of schmerzvergnugen.

by KRmd May 3, 2020

Scoomer

Chicago slang for shooter or killer

"We gone scoom his ass"

"Thats my scoomer"

"scoom the city"

by Jackdajrippa April 15, 2021

SomerBob

Mixed Drink; half Somersby & half Michelob. Enjoy!

Gosh! It’s a beautiful day outside! Poor me a SomerBob babe!

by Mr. & Mrs. Sniff March 31, 2020

shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

by trarei August 6, 2011

Somer

/suh•mer/ Not to be confused with that blonde cunt, Summer. What we have here is a total sweetheart. Don't call her that though, because she wants people to know she's tough as nails. She may be a bit ditzy at times but make no mistake, she's a closet brainiac. Feed her often and shower her with big hugs. Somer is the sunshine that can light up even the darkest of your days!

Why in the bloody fuck is it so bright in here? Oh, Somer just walked in.

by Beadyeyedbuttchugger October 28, 2020

somerset academy pembroke pines

A school in Pembroke Pines near Everglades, characterized by children who use terms such as snapped, love that and tea sis. Let’s not forget that everyone there is basically a reincarnation of James Charles, even the guys. To be honest, pretty good looking people go here, including all the athletic guys. Other than that, it’s not a bad school and doesn’t have too much drama, except for literally one girl in the entire school. Everyone at this school is also from a semi-wealthy family, and gives off really white vibes, except not everyone is white in pigment.

Person #1: “Yo dawg, this is so sick. You snapped on that Instagram post!”
Person #2: “Excuse me? Oh, you must be from Somerset Academy. I’m shook sis.”
Somerset Academy Pembroke Pines: A school where everyone acts gay, and everyone is also very attractive.

by Hahathatsnappedddd April 16, 2019