Scooch a mooch

when something/someone is in the way

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch

by hereforari June 17, 2016

Scooch a mooch

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing

Get out the way, scooch a mooch !

by Agb_93 July 23, 2015

Pork Scotch Van

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

Sloach

The feeling when one has stepped off the coach with an absolute rod on

I stepped off the coach and possessed the sloach

by Sloach master August 6, 2020

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009