Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

Scaffolded

Scaffolded {past tense} is the act of having been a participant in a scaffolding.

Scaffold is a sexual position in which, typically homosexual, men will suspend another male in the air by their own erect penis.

John Doe has been so despondent lately because those British guys scaffolded him pretty roughly in his bedroom last night.

by MasterScaff April 23, 2020

schaffted

When you receive a flaccid dick pic

Girl 1: Yo, is that a flaccid dick?!
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally just got Schaffted!

by Reece David Cooper Helland March 19, 2018

Schafferidium

An extremely rare element often used in science classrooms.

What kind of element is that?
Oh, its Schafferidium.

by HardcoreTS February 2, 2018

Slaffic

Slow moving traffic.

Man I'm going to be late for work this morning, this slaffic on the bypass is brutal.
Better phone and tell the boss.

by sparkyB May 30, 2019

Splaff

A splaff is a person that every pub owner in town knows. He or she will have invariably been barred from most of the pubs but ultimately the pub will change hands and the unsuspecting owner will let the splaff in without trouble.

Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.

The place got trashed last night. That splaff knocked over tables and glasses. They're not getting in here again.

by DonAdrianoDeArmando August 25, 2012

Scaffy

Something that's unpleasant to look at; ugly.

(From the movie Brave) Merida: "That scaffy witch gave me a gammy spell!"

by cg1212 December 24, 2012