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A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exhists
you:oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020
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Mr scales

“One tree can make a thousand matches, but one match can burn a thousand trees.”
“Mr scales, what the fuck?”
by Gladdice October 16, 2019
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Whale Scales

Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.
Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.
by Post Culture July 29, 2020
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Dragon Scales

A rare high quality batch of Cocaine. Usually cut staight off a brick. The purity is usually above 97%. (also known as D.S).
"I got a nice g of Dragon Scales the other day. I couldnt feel my face for 8 hours."
by in4GBH May 25, 2009
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Scales

A wild bloke, whose mind is often consumed by mathematics or physics.
You know John? Since he started studying at harvard he's become a real Scales...
by Jacky Q August 14, 2010
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scalesy

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020
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scales: mermaids are real

A movie with many plot hole, a high edit bugdget, and other confusing things, its almost like the people who directed it were high off of crack
p1: have you ever heard of scales: mermaids are real ?

p2: oh yeah,the movie where the main character is a derranged murder

p1: and a mermaid
by theKidCoreCARROT January 31, 2022
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