The Whistle Swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host.

"Damn! I never thought this show would lead to us doing the whistle swinger!"

by Lofty888 June 3, 2020

Slushee Slinger

A racial slur referring to any brown skinned man working at your local convenience store

"Damn, that slushee slinger checked my ID when I bought those blunt wraps. I wonder if he's going to bomb a major US city."

by grahamburglar April 22, 2013

swingers ad

Now mostly replaced by Internet bulletin boards and sites like Craig's List, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for sex with other couples or individuals. The ads, which were often accompanied by pornographic and near-pornographic photos of the female showing all but her face, usually described the physical attributes of the female and laid down the conditions under which such couplings were desirable.

When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:

Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife

Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.

by July41944 August 3, 2009

A Big Dick Swinger

A Cranism for a person who most often is right and thus quite successful in their field

He's a Big Dick Swinger

by momomomco September 16, 2019

Shit slinger

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.

That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.

by Julie da broke bitch Savage June 15, 2013

rim stinger

A burning or stinging sensation in or around the rectum after a bowel movement or movements usually caused by ingesting spicy foods or PBR. Commonly affects college students and hairstylists at innnapropriate times.

Thomas: Hey you guys wheres Kim?
Stacey: Oh, she went home early, that last trip to the bathroom left her with a wicked rim stinger.
Thomas: Did she eat something spicy?
Stacey: I think she had some queso and some PBR.
Thomas: She was asking for it!

by tommyboy613 May 19, 2007

Chlorine Stinger

The act of having anal sex in a chlorine treated swimming pool. The chlorine levels should be high enough to leave a nice burning sting on the genitals of both parties, although the recipient of the anal sex is typically said to have gotten stung worse than the giver.

The act is not specific to pools, however, as a warm bath treated with a substantial amount of chlorine works just the same.

Missy said she wanted me to give her a chlorine stinger but once she started crying she made me stop and get her an ice pack.

by JoeyParty May 20, 2011