schwing vote

A change in vote based on the attractiveness of the female candidate.

Dude, I thought about voting for Obama, but did you see that VP debate? Palin has got my schwing vote locked up, I could definitely stare at her for the next 4 years.

by Ockman January 18, 2009

schwing

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

by Ian March 2, 2004

Schwang Wang Wang

A unique TYT (The Young Turks) response to any lame attempt at humor, roughly analogous to the "wah wah wahhhhhh" muted trumpet sound frequently used in '60s era sitcoms and elsewhere to punctuate a rather obvious or trite joke. Cenk has used "shwang wang wang" this way in his personal lexicon for many years, but later appended it with "Debbie Schlussel" to mock the tone and delivery of the Michigan-based conservative blogger's unintentionally hilarious YouTube videos. See also "Debbie Downer."

Debbie: "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

by TYT Army January 23, 2011

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

by Ken December 1, 2002

Schwang wang wang

Used to punctuate a particular awful joke. Often followed by the name of the world renowned conservative blogger and youtube.com enthusiast, Debbie Schlussel.

Debbie ~ "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

by Sir Cumcision September 10, 2009

feng schwing

1. n. The art or practice of positioning objects, especially home furnishings, based on a belief in patterns of yin and, more importantly, yang - and the flow of chi that have positive effects on whether or not you're likely to score.

2. n. Interior design for "gettin' some".

see also schwing

"Chaz had his room re-done according to basic principles of feng schwing. Leopard print satin sheets, a flowing canopy, lots of pillows, ambient lighting, easy-reach black lacquered nightstand that cleverly hides......stuff you need to reach easily......and fuzzy bunny slippers - for those inevitable ackward moments... Unfortunately, he ignored the first and foremost success principle of feng schwing - MOVE OUT OF PARENT HOUSE!"

by Hope_Kissit May 3, 2007

Schwing

Swchwing (v.)(sh-wing)

To give or to acheive an erection. Past tense:Schwung (as opposed to the common incorect form schwinged). In old english used as schwingeth. May also be used as an onomatopoeia.
Schwinger: One who inspires the erection.
Schwingee: One who receives an erection.
All of the above can only be used in a masculine context.
Origin: Wayne's World (movie)

1. Alas the schwungen slong!
2. Dost thou schwingeth thine slong at me?
3. "Nice tits...schwing", said the schwungen elf.
4. Schwing me please, thou beautious schwinger. Let me be your schwingee!

by Dr.Badfish's Minions December 30, 2005