Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
by Schwasted January 19, 2009
Get the Schwasted mug.fun way to say nasty, also implying that you really think something is gross instead of nasty as in cool. falls into the fun words category with schwasted and schwafted. if it's not fun to say, don't say it.
A: i just saw The Hills Have Eyes last night. some of those mutant people were really schnasty.
J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.
J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.
by angus bohanon July 9, 2006
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The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.
After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.
by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006
Get the shwasty mug.The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.
Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.
by you would like to know July 18, 2006
Get the shwastypants mug.When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.
by Wastey Face January 7, 2011
Get the Patrick Schwastey mug.A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.
10 --- Schwasted
5 --- Half way there
1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
10 --- Schwasted
5 --- Half way there
1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009
Get the Schwasted Scale mug.Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting
originated at VT.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting
originated at VT.
by germanface November 9, 2003
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