Shtuked

to be treated badly and caught of guard at the same time.

I can't believe I was shtuked by my boss at the company picnic yesterday.

by novasee June 9, 2009

schtuu

(noun/pronoun) Used to codify or conceal any other noun of strategic importance.

(verb) To schtuu: to mix/congeal/masticate/taste/ponder/think about/consider. to grow ripe or to let mature. to leave in the crock pot for further schtuuing. To be hung-up on or to obsess about.

Bro, my grundle's been schtuuing all day.

Bro, is this chili good, or should it schtuu longer?

You wanna get involved with this schtuu?

I've been schtuuing her proposition over and over in my mind.

how about we take care of that schtuu, and then go to the show.

this situation's getting schtuu-y. I'm out.

I've been schtuuing on her since 10th grade.

Try some of my schtuu. It's good for you.

Schtuff. Schtuu, whatever.

by gatsnackman April 16, 2011

Schmuke

When two people are walking towards each other and repeatedly attempt to pass one another but end up moving in the same direction so that they are face to face.

Troy and Alex were caught in a schmuke when they tried to pass each other in the hallway.

To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.

by APLitNewWords October 31, 2019

schtup

(v) To have sex. Pron "Shtoop" ("oo" as in "book") This word is of Yiddish origin. Of note, one never schtups someone else...two people schtup (together).

"What are they doing up there?" "I think they're schtupping!"

by Doc Lightning September 27, 2005

schtüping

1. (v) To fuck, often referring to who some one else is sleeping with.

" 'She's just a friend'---my ass! Oh yeah--He's schtüping her."

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

schtupid

(adjective) someone or something that is stupid; dumb

Andreea is schtupid.

by Alyssa E April 20, 2008

schtumpy

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.

“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”

by Grecokurd January 10, 2022