Schteeg

A slang name for a cigarette or smoke.

there's nothing like a good schteeg after a meal.

by redbaron1976 May 25, 2010

Shteve

A shexy man from the comedy 90s sitcom friends

Chandler:Shteve shteve was shexy

by Thankyou, I don't not care May 22, 2018

Shteve

A little short midget boy who smokes dirt grass with his regular sized human friends.

Shteve really greening out on some light shit yo!

by The daredevil February 19, 2022

Schteek

A Person who is a Schteek or Shteeker likes to show that he has money. Or want it to look like he has money.

-Look at that Schteek, I just want to break his jaw!

-He's not a schteeker, he just want to look schteek.

by Konung November 9, 2006

Schteeze

Schteeze- Verb to decide over with meaningful thought and consideration while in relation to being sly, tricky, edgy, or to glide over also see take a little off the top, cut, stomp & One up.

Cowboy, I schteeze when I get the chance, money don’t come around here much.

by Cowboy Of The Cosmos February 21, 2022

schieve

A state of complete highness whereby cats begin to talk

Dude you're so schieve

by High aschiever July 22, 2014

Schteven

The refined evolution of a Nerd or Geek. Fluent in several forms of 1337. The Schteven can usually be found wading his way through game review forums, pc hardware forums and on counter-strike which is the centre of their lives. Typically the specimen wears spectacles, has a slight speech impediment and an overgrown mullet

Fortunately the species grows from a gradual interest in online gaming and 1337. The subject will never reproduce via sexual intercourse as counter-strike takes up most of their lives.

Apparently female specimens have been sighted although some were mistaken for premature Schtevens on VOIP (Voice Over IP or Teamspeak).

If you are browsing any popular game review, pc hardware review or counter-strike forums you are sure to come across this creature.

Haunting sounds riddle these servers; "omgwtfpwned...." and "omgomg wat a serrrvverrr..."

A prime example of a Schteven is Bill Gates. Who could be classed as the 'Schtevenus Maximus' through his success as a Schteven.

by Darren Grantham September 25, 2005