Sloppy Schnauzer

A man's wet beard after going down on a woman.

Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy!

by Scrubitright September 14, 2018

wet schnauzer

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.

Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"

by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008

trouser schnauzer

A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.

Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"

by Mr Marky January 30, 2008

Dirty Schnauzer

The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.

It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer

by petebrew February 23, 2011

schnagden

sexy; horny; cool

I fell so schnagden tonight

by airportmime November 22, 2003

Schnauzer

noun: Female genitalia, aka the vulva and surrounding hair.

Sarah sat on the kitchen floor trimming her schnauzer

by Liz Baker November 30, 2004

crazier than an inbred schnauzer

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.

He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.

by Ferdosork November 15, 2016