schnap

the art of sitting on the crapper and taking a snooze, or more correctly... shitting and snoring.
I was disgusted and repulsed to find that my boss, in the stall next to me, had been taking a schnap-- to revive him, I quickly drew up mounds of t.p. accordingly, making a thunderous racket.
by malhill August 23, 2007
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schnap

describes the period of time when, after a nice big lunch of mexican food, you retreat to the can and deuce while catching a few Z's, all while on the clock...

also defined as a "crapnap"
man, that la bamba's is hittin me, it's gonna one helluva schnap when we get back to the office...
by k-pack October 14, 2005
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schnap

"That kid's a schnap."
by Dave March 02, 2004
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Bo Schnap

No Cap. Ain't no cappin'

Expressive Synonyms : Word? Word mayne.

Alternatives: Bo Schna'. Bo Schnab'
Ex:
- John: Yo bro, did you really get a 100% on your Chemistry?

- Earl: Yeah man I did, Bo Schnap!

- John: That's awesome bro, Bo Schba'!
by NewERA2021 July 12, 2021
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Schnap-Diesel

An exclamation often made to state the awesomeness of a situation. Often preceded by a raising of the hands and snapping of the fingers to enhance the effect.
Jason: "Graham, did you pull a Houdini on Carla for the second night in a row!?"

Graham: "Schnap-Diesel!"
by buckEboi April 23, 2010
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Oh Schnap

1. An Expression of Surprize
2. A Cellphone that has been stuck in a vat of green putty on a very hot day, then frozen in the freezer of an old man's summer home, the putty must then be broken and the cell phone retrieved, find a place with no bars for the cell phone and feed the cell phone to a gopher.
1. Oh Schnap, when did you get here
2. *Example Not Found*
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