schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

by ccmboy July 18, 2003

schmutz

A cross between Schmuck and Putz

She is such a schmutz!

by Kaytee P August 27, 2003

schmutz

A place-holder for any word you can imagine..a word to keep the conversation going!

Boy- "Hey, do you want to schmutz?"
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."

Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."

by Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding March 23, 2011

schmutz haken

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

by westernclassics October 1, 2009

Schmutz

Ersatz wort für Scheiße

wir schreiben nächste Woche 4 Arbeiten. Was ist das denn für ein Schmutz!

by Patatta June 15, 2020

Schmutz

This word can be found in a Jewish Medical Dictionary . This is the stuff that comes out when a Dermatologist lances a cyst on your body.

" Hey Doc what happened when you lanced that cyst on my back? " ..... Doc-"Lots of Schmutz came out "

by SJL123 July 9, 2021

Schmutz

It is just a German word for DIRT. Easy as that... look on translator

Du hast Schmutz auf dem T-Shirt

by AssaultReaper233 October 1, 2018