Shmunchies

When you have to poop, but also have the munchies

Peter: Why are you bringing snacks into the bathroom?

Chris: I have a bad case of the shmunchies, see you in a few hours.

by mmcgov233 October 23, 2014

Schmunctual

The act of being so late, so frequently, that your friends often confirm time zones and lunar phases while planning an event.

Did you make sure Mike knows it’s eastern time on a waning gibbous? We may miss this Third Eye Blind concert if he is Schmunctual this time.

by Caution: Frost Heaves Ahead January 16, 2018

schminch

the act of mushing or squeezing two parts of anything with your fingers or legs or anything like that.

Ah nuts, I didn't mean to schminch all that mustard on my waffle.
or
I'm going to schminch your tummy until you open your neckhole!

by ekimtahuna January 19, 2018

schpunch

When you punch someone with moldy bologna wrapped hands (like SUPER moldy bologna)

Drago schpunched sakii?????????

by Wattkip July 7, 2021

Schunch

A slur for a very stinky person. Used for a race of people who are stinky all of the time. Typically used for Indians.

Derived from skunk.

What’s that smell? Oh just a schunch.

by Schunchhater July 11, 2025

Schminched

The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.

Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”

Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”

by Flying Dutchmen July 13, 2025