schmucky

noun ~ someone who sincerely needs to fuck up.

<Virtuoso> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME OF MY FINEST QUALITY KEFGHENISTANNY RUGS, OR HOW ABOUT A NICE WARM GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Schmucky

Prostitute, Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut, Ho

That girl you made out with last night is a schmucky.

by xflamefairyx September 3, 2010

Schmucky Dilbert

1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.

1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."

by Geena-ish July 26, 2008

Schmucky

A top trader on Wall Street. If you are Schmucky then you have amazing knowledge trading multiple asset classes

Yo! Call Schmucky and see what the hedge funds are choking on right now!

by JSize March 3, 2021